Silvia: "If you don't believe it is Thomas, I invite you to BRING IT (your butt) (for a kicking), FUCK-O!"

One day Silvia was taking a life drawing class--well, an absurdist life drawing class--

Their nude model was a peach.

Silvia tried to go say "hey" to th' peach after class, but there was a crowd of nudes (human) (female) in th' way.

Silvia tried to "pick up" her abstract painting of th' peach later, at home

Silvia: "Hey, hot stuff..."

BUT THEN, she realized she wasn't alone!

Peach: "I'm sorry, I'm really trying to find this charming & not creepy, but it's not working..."

Silvia: "Uh..."

Silvia: "Just so I'm clear--you didn't happen to not see the fact that I'm masturbating, did you?"

Peach: "Oh dear Lord. I'm outta here."

Silvia: "Well...when a peach slams a door in disgust, you can always open yer boxers..."