Hazel: "Tis 'Dennis' evermore, Fuck-o"

One time, Hazel was paid to test-drive a Suebrew Vipara Roadblaster 9000...

...& she pulled up to a MeatBros Burger Dispensury..

Hazel: "A double-greesejob n' Carob Shake!"

Woman: "Nice wheels!"

...said the woman at the drive-thru window. (She also said, "$5.95 please")

Hazel took it out on the highway

Bird: "holy shitballs."

& opened it up.

(Then ate her rapidly cooling meal by the rift in the earth's crust at the edge of town)

It was a thoroughly enjoyable day.

Hazel: "Holy fuckwads--I think I was supposed to return the car 6 hours ago..."