Hazel: "OK, it's no longer Roger; now it's 'Dennis', Fucko!"

One day, Hazel was shopping for some new underpants at Bob Bullet's House of Trousers...

Nothing caught her eye!

Until, tucked away in the far corner...

She approached its odd Roman facadé with some trepidation...

Hazel: "Doric collumns, or Iambic? If only my art history professor were here now.."

But eventually, she went inside

& found...

Hera: "TAKE A TICKET, may it please you to do so!"

A GREEK DELI, RUN BY HERA, 2ND-IN-COMMAND OF OLYMPUS!

...who, for some reason, was wearing a headband with horns on it.

Hazel ordered a felafel...with a side of underpants

Hazel: "...and a side of un'erpants, yes."

It was a master stroke.

Hera: "You have won my heart--take me away from here, sweet weirdo!"

But Hazel was unsure...

Hazel: "Um, as a godess, wouldn't the sight of your glory kill me?"

Hera: "Hey, everything has pros & cons, Toots--"

In the end, Hazel had to make a tough decision:

Hazel: "No tomatos on the felafel, please"

Also, she decided not to opt for a brief lifetime of potential sexual extacy & sudden death with Hera...

Hera: "Non-opportunity-seeking pissant..."

But as Hazel ate her felafel & left a big tip, they came to friendly terms,

...& Hera gave Hazel a photo-copy of her vagina, as a going-away present.